Iz Mug
Iz is a kind, goofy, amazing person who you can talk to about anything. She’ll accept you for who you are no matter what, and when no one else will. She’ll stay with you in your darkest moments, no matter how hard. If you get close enough to see past her illusion of happiness to the pain she hides every day, you can’t help but hate the idiotic, messed up world that won’t accept such an amazing and caring goofball. She still tries and succeeds every day to make your life better and you could never put into words how much it means to you, nor could you ever repay her for everything she’s done. You have a crazy amount in common with her and she understands you better than anyone but you can never seem to cheer her up. You think every day about how lucky you are that she accepts you, and it makes you want to try every day just to be worthy of being her friend, yet you know you’re not. She sees herself the way you see yourself and sees you the way you see her in a way that makes you think she’s delusional but you love thinking you’re not unloveable. Most of all, you think you can’t imagine you’re life without her, yet you’ve already went through over ten years of hell that never would’ve happened if u met her in elementary school. Talking to her, you can always be yourself, and she’s the one person you never have to hide anything from, and hope she knows she never has to either because she’s the best best friend you’ll ever have and nothing she could do could ever change that🙃
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts