Anna Mug
Where do you even start? Anna's someone who always is by your side, and if she isn't then you're doing something wrong. If she's mad at you, besides for getting a shield and running away from her as fast as possible, just give her some space and she'll always come around. She's so humble, and she goes crazy when she gets to be on her wild side. But this is no easy feat, because Anna is pretty shy. Once she grows out of her shell though, she's the best person to be around. She isn't a huge fan of having lots and lots of friends, and likes to sit back and listen rather than gossiping around. If you're her boyfriend, then you're spoiled. Don't let go of her. She will love you forever and she'll make that VERY clear. She doesn't expect anything, but visiting her at work or buying her a stuffed animal for her collection is always fun. The smile on her face is priceless. If you're riding with an Anna, you better keep your eyes on the road. Why you may ask? Because without a shadow of a doubt she will be blasting music from her little car while dancing, a.k.a. not paying attention. But you'll love it. She'll think somethings wrong because you're being so quiet, when in reality you're looking at your girlfriend, with her beautiful eyes and gorgeous hair, being her true self, and you're so proud that she is yours, and wants to be yours.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy