BURY THE CUM
my wifes temptation takes over my mind thrust it in feeling weak in my dick summon the erection of cuum I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN BUT I RUN AWAY FROM CHILD SUPPORT NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE they inherited my genes surrounded by my children cant run away keep breaking the law abusing the child led astray through the lands i runn away the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth oh no he knows i ammm his father he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING REJECTINNNNNNNG MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN LIFE IN ISOLATION I HAVE BEEN CURSED CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DESCENDING MISERY AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND FEARS PULLING ME FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse constellations of my children dancing to my death, because theyre bastards dreams of my wife have dissapeared she no longer exists, because shes deaaad the child chases all masses pulling strings, finding me as i run you want my money? then come try and take it
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
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