BURY THE CUM
my wifes temptation takes over my mind thrust it in feeling weak in my dick summon the erection of cuum I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN BUT I RUN AWAY FROM CHILD SUPPORT NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE they inherited my genes surrounded by my children cant run away keep breaking the law abusing the child led astray through the lands i runn away the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth oh no he knows i ammm his father he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING REJECTINNNNNNNG MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN LIFE IN ISOLATION I HAVE BEEN CURSED CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD DESCENDING MISERY AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND FEARS PULLING ME FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse constellations of my children dancing to my death, because theyre bastards dreams of my wife have dissapeared she no longer exists, because shes deaaad the child chases all masses pulling strings, finding me as i run you want my money? then come try and take it
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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