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Someone who intentionally goes to the locker bay to see their crush walk past. Someone who stays up late to talk to their crush when they know they should sleep. Someone who stares at their crush in class begging for them to look a them back. Someone who gets butterflies way too easy. Someone that would pick up their crushes pen when the pen is closer to the crush. Someone that day dreams scenarios about their crush. Someone that would make themselves look nice in the morning just for their crush. Someone that would buy fly kicks to get their crush's attention. Someone that would stare at their crush and stalk their social medias. Someone that takes drugs or drinks while thinking of their crush. Someone that relates love songs to their crush. Someone that can't get their crush out of their mind. Someone that laughs loud to get their crush's attention. Someone that changes themselves for their crush. Someone that can become unhealthily addicted to thinking of their crush kissing them. Someone that wears nice underwear just incase they get lucky with their crush. Someone that puts lipgloss on in front of their crush purposefully. Someone that talks about their crush all the time but even when they try not to they still do. Someone that can't focus on their homework because of their crush. Someone that would do their crush's homework for free. Someone that smiles when they crush's name is mentioned. Someone that would do anything to get with their crush.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
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