Bis
BIS is short for Jose Luis. He is a the person that makes every moment enjoyable. Jumps out of closets to scare you & when you’re frustrated dances around in hotel rooms to make you smile. A man that will cuddle with you although they hate it, but does it just to make you happy. A man who goes out of his way to show you the moon because they know you like that corny shit. A man who smiles so big in pics but hates taking pics. A man who with his smile & adorable dimple can make you blush. A man that accepts you as you are although he will constantly remind you how weird & annoying you are. A man that doesnt forget he owes you a massage after he falls asleep or ‘accidentally’ had sex with you when you massaged him. A man that can get you extremely turned on & excited about trying new things. He makes you enjoy every lick, touch & kiss. He is insanely into you during sex & will make you feel sexy & cared for. A man that acts tough but deep down has the biggest heart. Although he calls himself the tin man, he loves so hard, & can be seen by the way he takes care of his dog. He is also a man that helps his parents & although complains about it, wouldn't feel comfortable leaving them alone. A man with a passion for life, his football, his guns & his hobbies. He wouldn't be the same without them. Although the teams he roots for keeps losing he is a hard core fan. Bis, a man that will steal your heart & can make you absolutely happy. You’re lucky to know him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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