Sex story
You want a sex story then here you go ;) My friends invited me to a party but I told them that I didn’t feel like it. But little did they know I was talking to a guy and he invited me over. I’ve never met this guy we matched on tinder. He said I was so butifull and that tonight if I showed up he might have sex with me. I showed up and I was nervous I’ve never had sex before. So there I was and the guy didn’t look like the man I was talking to he sat me down on the edge of the bed and he was stroking my lips with his thumb he asked me how old I was 15 I looked 22 so that’s what I told him. He said oh good because I’m 45 then as he was stroking his thumb across my lips he started to put his fingers in my mouth. He says baby you have to open wider no wider. That’s it good girl. He stands me up and puts me on the bed on my hands and knees and tells me to stay. he strips himself down till he’s naked and then comes over to me and grabs under my dress and rips my fish nets. That reveled my thong he moves the small peice of fabric to the side and puts his hand on my mouth and tells me to spit and he says do as I say or I will hurt you then he puts my spit on his dick and starts fucking me I bite my lip to hold in my moan and it became unbearable I then screached he’s said im going to cum I said then get out of me now! He then fucked me harder and harder and I passed out and now I’m pregnant That’s my sex story
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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