Sex story Mug
You want a sex story then here you go ;) My friends invited me to a party but I told them that I didn’t feel like it. But little did they know I was talking to a guy and he invited me over. I’ve never met this guy we matched on tinder. He said I was so butifull and that tonight if I showed up he might have sex with me. I showed up and I was nervous I’ve never had sex before. So there I was and the guy didn’t look like the man I was talking to he sat me down on the edge of the bed and he was stroking my lips with his thumb he asked me how old I was 15 I looked 22 so that’s what I told him. He said oh good because I’m 45 then as he was stroking his thumb across my lips he started to put his fingers in my mouth. He says baby you have to open wider no wider. That’s it good girl. He stands me up and puts me on the bed on my hands and knees and tells me to stay. he strips himself down till he’s naked and then comes over to me and grabs under my dress and rips my fish nets. That reveled my thong he moves the small peice of fabric to the side and puts his hand on my mouth and tells me to spit and he says do as I say or I will hurt you then he puts my spit on his dick and starts fucking me I bite my lip to hold in my moan and it became unbearable I then screached he’s said im going to cum I said then get out of me now! He then fucked me harder and harder and I passed out and now I’m pregnant That’s my sex story
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.