Sex story mug
You want a sex story then here you go ;) My friends invited me to a party but I told them that I didn’t feel like it. But little did they know I was talking to a guy and he invited me over. I’ve never met this guy we matched on tinder. He said I was so butifull and that tonight if I showed up he might have sex with me. I showed up and I was nervous I’ve never had sex before. So there I was and the guy didn’t look like the man I was talking to he sat me down on the edge of the bed and he was stroking my lips with his thumb he asked me how old I was 15 I looked 22 so that’s what I told him. He said oh good because I’m 45 then as he was stroking his thumb across my lips he started to put his fingers in my mouth. He says baby you have to open wider no wider. That’s it good girl. He stands me up and puts me on the bed on my hands and knees and tells me to stay. he strips himself down till he’s naked and then comes over to me and grabs under my dress and rips my fish nets. That reveled my thong he moves the small peice of fabric to the side and puts his hand on my mouth and tells me to spit and he says do as I say or I will hurt you then he puts my spit on his dick and starts fucking me I bite my lip to hold in my moan and it became unbearable I then screached he’s said im going to cum I said then get out of me now! He then fucked me harder and harder and I passed out and now I’m pregnant That’s my sex story
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.