Cumpadres Mug
Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence. Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing). Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along. Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary. Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
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Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane