Parissa Mug
Parissa is my girlfriend I love her more than anything and she is a perfect balance of beautiful, gorgeous, funny, and sweet. She is obsessive and clingy but in a good way and she would do anything to make you feel better even though she might be sad or upset. She has the prettiest brown eyes like a very pretty, silky horse fur color and sparkles like an iced tea on a hot summer day. And she is very insecure about her nose, but I think it's really cute and nice. She is a lot of work and she will be very stubborn at times but just be patient with her and its worth it. She is everything you'd need, her love language is physical touch, she plays games with you, she buys you gifts, and she gives the best hugs and kisses. She loves jigsaw puzzles, croissants, ice cream, bagels, sushi, chicken wings, coke, and pizza. She is easygoing and has a lot of personality, so if you are shy don't worry because she has enough personality to make up for the both of us. She really really cares about me and I really love her.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts