Niamh Mug
Niamh is a compassionate, self-less and caring individual. They will never act without considering the feelings and effects it has on those they love. A true empath, who will do their utmost to bring fulfilment and joy to their person’s daily life however they can. Niamh would give you their last chicken nugget, their last sip of ice cold Fanta, their last iota of love. Niamh deserves a lifetime of appreciation and love. If you can’t deliver this, don’t waste her time. If you have a Niamh in your life, treat her right. They are delicate, loyal, and honest. Their creativity and passion knows no bounds. Niamh can only live you unconditionally or not at all. She will always give you every inkling of herself. The truest beauty to grace the world, her presence in your life is a blessing alone. She will bring out the best in you, and you would be a fool to ever invalidate her feelings or recognise her hurt. Niamh is attentive, and you should always reciprocate and go above and beyond for her. Niamh’s green eyes can see through empty words, and decode any expression for what it truly is. She deserves the world, a life of reassurance and care. A true girl boss in every essence of the expression. If your life lacks Niamh, or you fumbled the bag with Niamh, you deserve eternal misery.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!