ChristinaMaria Mug
Christina Maria Christina is the coolest, nicest and prettiest person ever. She is very cute in both personalities and appearance. Christina is very kind, generous and she is the friend that you can trust and believe in. Christina loves sports and a good time. Christina is confident and always has someone's back, even if she isn't friends with that person. Christina is the best girlfriend, everybody will fall for her. She is a great kisser and beautiful legs, gorgeous hair. Christina try's her hardest in everything, she never wants a person to be or feel left out. She a ways tries her best to make everyone happy, even when she is not. Maria Maria doesn't get offended easily but can be sensitive , when she laughs its beautiful and u join in, can become very sarcastic at the worst time. She is loyal. Always wants to try something new and gets bored easily. Maria is a party animal, fearless and can become intimidating; she's most likely to do any type of dare. Maria is intelligent and beautiful she is elegant classy. She loves to put a smile on others face. Eyes to get lost in, soft curly hair and has her own style. She has a big heart and will do anything for her friends. . When she loves u, she gives all her heart for to be happy, But once u hurt her she will break isolating herself from people but will move on. When she is felling sad she will talk too much about nothing. She likes little things in life, and Big vacations.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother