Iliana Mug
She is a STRONG WOMAN, AMAZING mother, BEAUTIFUL SOUL! She has beautiful light eyes and a smile that will light up the room. She may come on rude or not friendly but that is only to analyze your true intentions, once you pass (if you pass) she’s the most AMAZING, LOYAL, LOVING, CARING, friend you will ever have in your lifetime! Also forgot she’s LOUD, CRAZY, FUN, SPONTANEOUS! As a mother (her first priority) she’s a fierce Lioness so DO NOT ever mess with her cub(s)! Although many times unappreciated, by all that she does it fills her heart with joy so nothing will ever CHANGE her giving ways. She is not one to show her feelings and hides her sadness very well but when alone she may cry a lot cause she never wants to show anyone her weaknesses. If you are the lucky man to have her hold on to her! She’s the type of woman that will build her man up together you will build your KINGDOM! Now this will be very IMPORTANT to know DO NOT cross or hurt her She has a MEAN side. She is very truthful when she speaks (will be blunt)Also She is supportive with you and wants the same in return. ILIANA is so much more than I can explain just know if she’s in your life she’s A KEEPER cherish her because once she’s gone it’ll be too late.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!