Kalitza Mug
Kalitza is the name of an independent individual who doesn't hesitate to speak out.They have big dreams and never fail to follow ém.Their intelligence is average but they aren't afraid to ask questions. Kalitza's are very social creatures. They also tend to require constant attention so be wary if you decide to date one. People with the nameKalitza usually have warm hands and require physical affection.They are into supernatural witchy stuff and work hard to eliminate evil spirits.They give lots of kisses and like head scratches. Don't be fooled,forKalitza's have an evil side that is easily awakened.They thrive in the pain of people they don't like and have terrible taste in men.Ju must protect them from themselves and the dumb love mistakes they disregard and make. Kalitza's can also com across as selfish, they tend to be ignorant towards others' feelings but it's most likely their bipolarness.They also complain a lot.Their energy can be toxic at times and they tend to spread the attitude so leave an angry Kalitza alone. Bedroom Tings When it comes to gender Kalitza's don't really care.They are freaky individuals who can be quite dominant but also don't mind being the submissive one in the relationship.Like many, they prefer to experiment with people and try new things. They don't mind attempting things with several people and are really into choking- There are a few things Kalitza's keep quiet about, you need to really know them to see their inner freak.They like knives.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother