Emmily Mug
Emmily is a shy person, but when you meet her, she is the sweetest person ever. You can always tell him random funny facts. Emmily is an amazing artist (better than she thinks). Emmily always has good grades in school, but she often procrastinates herself. Emmily is cute, almost as cute as a flower. Emmily will always listen if you want to talk about something (whatever it is). You and her likely have a lot of inside jokes. Emmily is a reason to stay up all night or get up very early. Emmily is the most amazing person in the whole world. As long as there are many people present, Emmily will simply watch silently. Emmily meets a lot of strange people. You need to make her feel like the most special person because she is. Talking to Emmily will make you happier than anything else in the world. The most beautiful but very sensitive caring girl, she can be rude at times, but she has nice boobs and is worth fighting for and is great at kissing. She is an introvert with a warmer heart and her soul is amazing, she is usually loud and she gets jealous easily and if you meet an Emmiliy, hold on to her and she is a very emotional person and you can look her in the eyes, she is just one emmily. The most beautiful kind loving girl but is very senseitive she can be rude at times but has nice boobs and she is worth fighting for and is great at kissing she. Is outgoing with the warmest heart and her soul is amazing she is usually loud and gets jealous easily and if you know a Emmily.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.