Nedjma Mug
She's unique, she's mystical, she is real only if we believe she is. She could be compare to a mermaid, or the woman of any man’s dream. Her dark brown eyes warming your heart from the cold and all your problems disappear when you look into her eyes. Her look devastates anybody. But like the myth, she's hard to understand, and has her own way to see the world. She's strong, sensible, loyal, pure, caring, honorable, uncapable of hurting a fly, good to good people and just with others. You can't help thinking she's the most beautiful woman you have ever met, her smile and her perfect fair skin will get to you really fast. She loves so much, she gives so much. She cares so much. She deserves the entire world. Faith is everything to her. She strongly trust her god and cry when she speaks to him. Sometimes she says that she will be home soon because to her, this world is only pain. She says that God is the only one owning her heart. She’s right, only a god deserves her. She knows pain but nothing took her smile away. She smiles when she cry. She is a warrior, she is a survivor. She's magic, melancholic, innocent, pure. Although if you disappoint her, she will mourn you for a moment and then forget you forever. She still believes in deep unconditional love. She is a dreamer. She is a deep soul that only few people can understand and love properly. She needs to be around people with honour, who speaks their soul and heart like she do. She needs to be protected at all cost.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy