plano west Mug
An incredibly hellish high school, academically and socially. Known for its beautiful, rich, white students with ridiculously high GPAs and, ironically, ridiculously low intelligence. The majority of students make up the in-crowd of the entire metroplex (or so they like to believe). They pay $75 a semester to park their brand new birthday gifts: bmw's, mercedes, escalades with spinners, jeeps and manual sports cars (which they can't drive worth shit) with license plates that read "PRNCZ" and "HOTSTUF" when they should read "BITCH" "WHITEY" or "ASSHOLE". An average American teenager's nightmare, it is a social prison disguised as an educational facility, where your human worth is gauged based on your credit card limit, the amount of bleach in your hair, and your willingness to say "like oh my god" before anything, either good or bad. Also, must be willing to put out and then bitch and moan behind their "friends" backs because they do the same slutty thing. Girls: Must weigh less than 120 pounds and own at least one Louie Vutton purse in order to have friends. Must be on the dance team or cheerleading squad, as well as a hotter-than-shit attitude, to be considered attractive. Boys: Must be 5'10 or taller, bench press twice your weight, and spell your own name in order to have friends or be considered attractive. Spelling your girlfriend's name correctly is a plus. The cloning factory for up-and-coming inhabitants of plano, the epitomy of rich white suburbia. The new beverly hills 90210 is now plano 75093. a.k.a HELL
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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