Filippo Mug
Filippo is liked by everyone and so charming, you can never be mad at him for long. In return he is kind and patient with people he cares about and many people will tell you that he is the best person they ever met. He is also very generous and modest. He will always be there for a friend in need. Also he loves giving and receiving surprises and will always have the most thoughtful gift ideas. His generosity goes sometimes even too far. He is always afraid of being a burden to others, but he has no measure of how much he lets others be a burden to him. Filippo is classicly handsome and it is just too easy to get lost in his beautiful eyes and curls around his head. He looks like Michelangelos David and has caused many to lose their head. He is incredibly smart and even though he is way too humble to admit it, he will be the most intelligent and intellectual person you'll ever meet. Some would say, he is a mystery. And yes, getting to know him takes a while as he uses words as tools of power and experiences most power in holding them back. Nonetheless when he speaks or writes, he shows to have the purest soul and the most sensitive, passionate and poetic way of thinking and writing. He has an incredible talent to say so many things in very few words. Once you have him in your life, you will never stop appreciating his precious personality and will do everything to keep him.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy