Lara Mug
Lara? Oh how much there is to say about Lara. Once you meet her? You'll be addicted; there's no saving you -and I say this from experience. It's as if she speaks in sonnets, soft syllables and wonderous words spilling from that pretty pink mouth of hers. The mouth that no doubt you'll dream about meeting. But her magnetic features aren't what bewitch you the most, it's her heart you most adore. In every conversation you have the honour of earning, she'll take you by surprise, catch you off guard, and ultimately leave you staring at your phone open-mouthed, or failing to mask your wide eyes as she speaks. She may worry about oversharing, but her openness refreshes you, there's nothing you wouldn't do for her. When you first meet her, you might mistake her for shy, hiding her face in a curtain of hair that you can't seem to pry your eyes from. But you'd be terribly, terribly wrong. When she's comfortable her her smile and articulated speech envelops your mind, refusing to release you. Speaking of your mind...she'll live there rent free. 25/8 you'll be thinking of her and she'll manifest herself in the strangest of ways. Perhaps you'll see her name or her outline in the sketches of a drawing, or you'll notice the most random of objects that remind you of her. It doesn't matter where you are, or what you're doing, she'll be there. Constantly. So what I'm trying to say as I anxiously wait for her next text, is beware. She's like no one you've ever met before.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane