Cristal Mug
A very cool, chill girl with awesome taste in music. Cares about almost everyone she meets and is straight up when she needs to be. She can be a bit bitchy but ends up being the nicest girl around. She's the best in every possible way and pretty rad. The most amazing best friend you could ever ask for. Don't be fooled by her mean expressionless face tho, she's a pure crackhead on the inside. She's very talented and intelegent, even tho she doesn't agree to this she's actually very pretty. (Which is why Jackson Wang held her hand) Anyhoee I love my bsf so much and hopefully these years pass by quick so she won't have to go through all the stress she's going through right now. Girl who is the life of the party. Smokes weed, Gets drunk, gets into stupid shit. Anything a guy would want. The girl who cares for everyone, worries for people that tell her not to worry for. She also gets heartbroken easily but when in love she'll love you with a full heart. Cristal is always a true friend, always has your back and is very supportive. She is a girl who everyone loves, she is way to beautiful, God made her so beautiful, she is people’s honey boo boo, she is a real, true, nice friend, she has a kind heart to everyone, she doesn’t let no one bring her down no matter what, she always keeps her head up no matter what, she has such a good personality and she loves Spanish. MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS HAVE FOOD ON YOU !! She likes eating too much 😭
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts