Sex story
My sex story One night I got a text from my best friend, we both had feelings for each other but never bothered confessing our feelings, his message said “My parents are on a business trip, wanna hang?” I immediately responded with “Sure” I quickly got ready and drove to his house. As I got there he told me to follow him to his bedroom, as we made it to the room there were red led lights and a hair tie on his table, he then took off his shirt revealing his perfect 6 pack, I asked “what’re you doing?” He didn’t reply and then he started French kissing me as we did so he took off my shirt as long with my red lingerine bra, he stopped kissing me then pushed me onto the bed he started to lick my huge tits making me gasp for air, then he proceeded to slowly take off my tights then my panties revealing my throbbing pussy he threw them on the carpet floor and hoisted my legs onto his shoulders widening my wet pussy, he would then take off his jeans and boxers revealing his 10in cock, before he’d insert his hard dick into my pussy I pushed him then made him sit down, I took the hair tie and tighten my hair into a ponytail, I got on my knees and started licking the side of his cock, then the tip, I knew he wanted me to suck his rock dick so I did as he wanted, I started sucking his cock so hard and fast he pushed my head onto it as he did so, then I felt him cum into my mouth, I easily swallowed it whole. Then we fell asleep, in each other’s arms. Naked.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.