Transyndrome Mug
Transyndrome is a severe illness that developed in London near the Stamford Hill area. The first case of Transyndrome was recorded in 1995. Transyndrome has been found in two other new born babies in 1999 and 2003, but since then no other cases have been documented. The causes of Transyndrome is unknown but sources say that it stems from being brought up in an isolated environment, however this can come genetically. Some specialists say Transyndrome is quite similar to Agent Orange in terms of the physical appearance of the hosts. Transyndrome causes physical and mental development delays and disabilities. Symptoms Include: • Slow movements and shakiness • Not having the capabilities to do simple household chores • Lack of basic knowledge and common sense • Always in denial when called out • Doesn’t attempt to use their own initiative • Very picky when it comes to eating food • Prioritised school studies for majority of their lives but did not put them to use • Idolising the road man life, likes to brag that certain parents smoke weed (JV) • No originality, they like to copy the people surrounding them. Most likely their uncles/cousins • Easily gets minor sickness or injuries (very fragile) • In rare cases JV (John Vibes) may be a symptom if you are the middle child • Not aware of their surrounds and do not know their own city • Their physical appearance may not be up to par with the rest of humanity • Insecure about themselves • Under developed
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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