turkeymonkey Mug
1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.” 2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name). 3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!