HOLY CROSS GIRLS Mug
Even though I go to Holy Cross, it is possibly the WORST decision I have ever made. At first, in freshman year, I LOVED IT, now when i walk past that seal that is so "HOLY" you can't even walk on it, well, yes, I spit on it, I do whatever I can to put dishoner into that school. They are doing nothing to help me get into college, and pretty much all the girls there suck. Holy Cross girls are whores, and they don't know shit. actually they are really smart, they just play dumb and drink excessivly and pose naked for pictures because they think thats attractive. Sure, maybe fun to hook up with, for a guy, but definetly not to go out with. I don't know which one you'd rather have in the end. Also, these girls are OBSESSED with themselves. Completly, I'll find that if I'm at a party and I wanna avoid the Holy Cross girls, I'll just look for camera flashes because thats usually them TAKING PICTURES OF THEMSELVES...WAISTED...So they can put on there webshots that they were all together drunk at a party and that they hooked up with boys...Heres a news flash girls, I don't know if you've realized this but the fact that youre doing that is just making people hate you EVEN MORE AND NOT WANT TO BE YOU. Also albums you have are the pretty much the SAME PICTUREs anyway because its always the same mirror shot, or group photo, or taking picutures of yourself type of shit. Also they all try to talk the same way, like valley girls and through there nose and you can tell its fake, so STOP. Actually, don't stop, its another thing i can make fun of you for. The thing is, they're not even hott, at all. Right now I'm speaking for the sophomore class of 2008. Yes, they are fucktards, and are obsessed with themselves. I can't speak much for 2007 except for the fact that there whores too, and really not for 2006 except WAIT there sluts also. And there pot heads. Whatever.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy