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Eli's mom had sent him to Mandy's house to get some eggs. He casually walked up her front porch steps and knocked on the door, waiting patiently. Soon enough, Many opened up the door. She was wearing nothing but a bright pink bikini. Her hair was damp and slightly curled. She held a towel near the nape of her neck, attempting to ring the rest of the water out. "What's up?" she asked. Eli shrugged, brain frantically concentrated on staring at Mandy's blue eyes and not on anything lower. "My mom sent me to get some eggs." She nodded. "Okay, well come on in let me find some." It didn't take her long to take the container from Eli's hands and fill it up with half a dozen eggs. "While you're here," she said, "Do you think you could do me a favor?" "Uh sure, what is it?" "I need help putting on my tanning lotion." Eli took some of the lotion and began to smooth it over her soft, tan back. Just when he thought he was done, she turned around to face him, still holding her hair up, waiting expectantly. So, he smoothed some more lotion over her abdomen and over her shoulders. "You missed a spot," she said. She took Eli's hand and placed it on her breast. He felt himself get hard, but he said nothing. He held the fabric of her bathing suit back as he massaged the lotion all over her breasts. She wrapped her arms around him and began kissing slowly up and down his neck. Mandy took his face in her hands and made out with him passionately. "You missed a spot."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love seeing new products, this one is awesome!
It's a very good idea and I'm so glad ☺
Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
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