chesterton academy Mug
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Hopkins area where a compulsory 4 years of a teenagers life are wasted. While strolling along the corridors of CA you may come across some of the following paracites: The Homeschoolers. They are rare, overly sheltered humans who lack the ability to socialize with humans other than their mom or one of their 15 siblings. If you say stupid they will immediately drop their things and find a teacher. Unless that means not being 4 minutes early to class. Because that’s the most important thing. The Quiet kids. You don’t know if they are also homeschoolers, or just mentally coo coo. It’s quite rare to walk past these kids without being stared down until you turn the corner and are out of there sight. The somewhat-normal kids: These people DO KNOW how to socialize, they understand there’s more to wear than farmer jeans and polo shirts, and oh yeah. They have Cell-Phones. Which is quite rare until Junior year for most people at CA. Finally, there’s the special individuals. They are either 11/10’s and don’t belong in a sh*thole like CA, or they clearly the superiors. Pretty much what normal high schoolers should be. But they are hated by the teachers because they are not sheltered enough, and they might “spoil” the other future seminarians.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!