Karlene Mug
The most sweet, loving, and genuine person you will meet. She lights up the room and her eyes will blow you away. She has an energy that attracts pretty much everyone and keeps them wanting more. Karlene always has attention on her cuz it’s hard to take your eyes away from her. She is strong and it shows. Never has problems getting what she wants. She is so sexy and seductive and her eyes enchants you. Her body is spectacular and fit, she likes her food. she is a woman of many talents. Everyone who leaves her ends up coming back because she is just that amazing. So maternal and caring, she is one of the most die hard people you’ll meet. I’ve never met anyone like her, she reminds me of Karlene an insatiable lover, always eager to learn more. She loves learning new things and is certainly not like any other girl you will meet. She wears her heart on her sleeve and trusts all until thats broken and you won't get it back. Shes stubborn and gets what she wants A good girl that loves to party. Will always look after her friends. Family havnt always been there for her but she sees friends as family and believes that friends make communities which is so important. Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths, as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile and personality. Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray a trust. She has a unique sense of humour, and had a hard life of pain. Past is past, life goes on... she sees the positive in everything.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy