Leilani Mug
Leilani is a one of a kind girl! The most beautiful, caring, and loyal person you’d meet. She’s unpredictable, a great person, will be there for you 24/7. If you’re hurt, she will stop whatever she’s doing to help. She would never try to hurt you at all. Shes extremely honest and can cheer anyone up. You’ll never see her not smiling. She’s the type of girl who will help out the left out person in the back. She does the wildest things and doesn’t care who sees her! She’s an extreme extravert. She’s a little intimidating when you first meet her from how hyper she is. But in the end, everyone would die to be her friend. Fun person to be with. She’s most likely to be hawaiian which is pretty cool! You don’t ever want to get on her bad side. I repeat! Do NOT get on her bad side! She will kick your butt! Usually in style too! She loves to sing, so if you hurt one of her friends in any way, she will make a stage and sing you DOWN! But if you apologize, she will forgive you in an instant as long as you mean it. If you’re ever lucky to be her best friend, you’re one lucky person! She’ll always be telling jokes, but doesn’t know how to stick up for herself. Putting herself down for the craziest reasons. If she has a crush on you, you KNOW you’re an awesome person. She doesn’t fall in love easily. You better like her back!
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy