Joe Biden Mug
A U.S. Politician. Also the "Boss" (Big Guy) of the "Biden Crime Family". He will go down in History as running the Longest Most Profitable International Money Making Scam Ever !! Just in 8 yrs using his V.P. position of power he was able to make many profitable dealings. He had the "intelligence information" to know where the biggest Corruption was, then use his power to exploit it to Personally Profit.. Example after investigating a Corrupt Ukraine business instead of taking action against them he made a multi-million dollar bribery deal with them.. Where Burisma would put his Son Hunter and friend on the board of directors with agreed monthly salary in exchange the V.P. would protect Burisma from Investigations. Joe brags on video of one example he used his Power and U.S. money to protect Burisma, Himself and His Money Mules which included his family.. Joe was in Ukraine to give a Billion Dollars of U.S. government money to the heads of Ukraine's fight on Corruption.. But there was a problem, a Ukraine attorney was close to exposing Burisma. Joe made several phone calls prior to his trip requesting this attorney to be fired.. As Joe explains it, he asked if the attorney was taken care of yet.. Ukraine leaders said he wasn't.. Joe then replies well I'm getting on a plane in six hours and going back to the US and if he is not fired by then you are not getting the One Billion dollars.. Joe's quote "Shit, what do you know, he got fired" and then chuckles..
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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