Ymke Mug
Ymke is the name of a truly amazing person. The word Amazing can be described in 1000 different ways but Ymke describes it the best. They always have silky smooth hair with a pair of matching crystal clear eyes. Ymkes also often have that sexy body type. You know the type that models have to chase their entire life to get yet they still wont achieve the type of sexiness an Ymke has. It´s very hard to describe an Ymke everything about them is just so positive. Ymke is the type of girl that always looks good even on her “bad” days. The only time you should feel unlucky is when you sit next to an Ymke. Why you may wonder, well it´s because SHE LOOKS SO HOT! You are just going to feel like a bag of potatoes trying to find meaning in your life. They are so intelligent there is nothing an Ymke can't solve. But when something is so hard that even Einstein would have stopped and think “wtf is this?”. An Ymke would look so adorable wondering what the answer to the question would be. But at the end she would still succeed. They are so creative as well, an idea can pop up in their head and they can make it real in seconds. They are skilled at everything, for example singing, cooking, drawing, shortly said “skilled at everything”. She is beloved by all her friends and family. Everyone around her either loves her or is jealous of her because they will never be as hot as her. They are good listeners and they have great empathy for people. Ymke is the best friend you could ever wish for!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!