Erika Mug
As a man, she will make you want to fight a lion, build her castles, defy even mother nature as you feel like there will be no obstacle too great in life to pass with her at your side. When she gives you her point of view, you should always respect it and never belittle it because you should prove to her a man exists that she can call hers. Never deny her the rightful place in your heart, mind, soul she needs to be cherished and treasured to prove you can give up everything and everyone to be with her, doesn't matter what challenges can arise she will be your support. Hope that she will slowly but surely share her life's experiences which have unsurmountable value to her, do not pressure her to be anyone else but herself, have the patience to listen as she is looking to be heard and comprehended. It is imperative to make her feel special in your own way, make her realize how much adoration you have for her and respect. It does not matter what time of the day you will have to remind her of how much you love her, as when you will hear it for the first time it is better than: every pleasurable thing you've felt it makes you only want to walk to her at no matter the place you are and propose because she is the right woman and will make the best: wife, best friend, lover, mother.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!