BBJ
Belt-Bustin' Justin Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts. He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp" He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom. He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day BUDDY!" If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a joke. He'll offer you birthday sex. He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you. He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you. He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you. He hits on little girls and goths. He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity. FUCK BUDDY! Memorable quotes: "hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex" Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ" "I triple heel-flipped 9 decks buddy!" "I didn't do shit with that girl buddy!" (Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly) "I like SOAD,and have U2's new album" "He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew punk!Buddy" "FUCK CHEW BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE" "FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him, Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good) "I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore" "ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes" "That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison' What an idiot. He's so fucking fat. And has slanted eyes. Wears sueded sneakers. Thinks he's punkrock. Is fat.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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