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My best friends Hannah, Jordyn and I were having a sleepover that night. We invited all of our crushes, who happened to be bestfriends. Sam, Ryan and Tyler We played truth or strip. The first two people fully naked had to makeout. The game went on until the first two people naked were Me and Jordyn. I leaned in and gave her a long kiss. We made out in front of everyone for a few minutes. We then stopped, and Hannah admitted to Ryan that she had feelings. Jordyn and I decided it was necessary for us to do the same. Sam came and whispered “lets fuck baby”. He pushed me against the wall and started kissing me each kiss more passionate. Then he started to go down my neck all the way to my tits. Jordyn and Tyler started making out. Hannah was giving Ryan a blowjob. Sam took off his boxers revealing his massive erect 9” dick. I started kissing and licking it. He was about to cum, but then he pulled out. He fingered me while licking my clit. God it felt so good. We then 69ed for a few minutes and he came in my mouth. He then moved to my tight pussy. He said “R u sure?” “YES GIVE IT TO ME” I said. He slowly put it in and started to slowly thrust his hips, each thrust going faster and harder. A few min later I rode it like a cowgirl moving forward,back and up and down. My pussy was full of cum. Each duo was fucking at the same time. We did doggy style at the same time to see who would cum first. We continued fucking and playing games all night till we all passed out exhausted.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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