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My best friends Hannah, Jordyn and I were having a sleepover that night. We invited all of our crushes, who happened to be bestfriends. Sam, Ryan and Tyler We played truth or strip. The first two people fully naked had to makeout. The game went on until the first two people naked were Me and Jordyn. I leaned in and gave her a long kiss. We made out in front of everyone for a few minutes. We then stopped, and Hannah admitted to Ryan that she had feelings. Jordyn and I decided it was necessary for us to do the same. Sam came and whispered “lets fuck baby”. He pushed me against the wall and started kissing me each kiss more passionate. Then he started to go down my neck all the way to my tits. Jordyn and Tyler started making out. Hannah was giving Ryan a blowjob. Sam took off his boxers revealing his massive erect 9” dick. I started kissing and licking it. He was about to cum, but then he pulled out. He fingered me while licking my clit. God it felt so good. We then 69ed for a few minutes and he came in my mouth. He then moved to my tight pussy. He said “R u sure?” “YES GIVE IT TO ME” I said. He slowly put it in and started to slowly thrust his hips, each thrust going faster and harder. A few min later I rode it like a cowgirl moving forward,back and up and down. My pussy was full of cum. Each duo was fucking at the same time. We did doggy style at the same time to see who would cum first. We continued fucking and playing games all night till we all passed out exhausted.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
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