Erin Mug
Erin is defined by her sense of adventure. She approaches everything with a playful attitude. Constantly redefines herself; will never be put in one box. She is the friend you want to speak to after a rough day. Her smile is amazing, she knows it too. She stands tall, even if she’s short. Erin is unaware of her own magic powers to manifest and attract. It’s eerie! Erin is not the type to seriously date. She prefers short lived affairs. Erin does this because she knows she’s made of girlfriend material, and isn’t ready to tie herself down (until she completes more work on herself). In bed she’s top notch. You might have to tell her what you like, but once you do she’s enthusiastic. She can’t sleep around much though because she knows sex is an emotional event for her. Her body is athletic and lithe. Her latent talents surprise even her, once she puts herself out there. In friendships... she can be a touch MUCH. She isn’t the type to keep personal secrets or boundaries which can be a problem for her friends who may want some healthy distance from her own issues. Her energy is incredibly strong and once you interact with her, you’ll find her energy intoxicating. This is good because you couldn’t get out or away from it if you tried. She’s original and won’t remind you of anyone else
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy