Sex story
I watch as she walks over to me. She whispers in my ear… “I know how you feel about me” I don’t even think twice about what I do next. I pull her in and kiss her gently. She lets out a small moan. We kiss while she strips me of my clothes, I help her with hers. I feel her tongue against mine. She tasted sweet and her kiss felt soft. I then feel that incredibly soft tongue of hers make her way down my body and find my clit. A small moan escapes my lips and I can feel her smiling. I feel her begin to rub faster at my clit and a series of moans leaves my mouth as she does so. Her finger meets my body and I immediately enjoy the feel of her finger inside me. A louder moan leaves my lips, which causes her to give a small moan as well. “I think it might be your turn…” I whisper softly to her “Maybe in a moment, I like to hear you moan” She responds quietly About five minutes later we swap places. I start by kissing her softly, then I move down her body slowly, knowing that it makes her happy when I’m slower. My mouth finds her pussy and I begin to rub at her clit, gradually getting faster and faster. When she begins to writhe beanthe my touch I thrust my fingers inside her and a great moan escapes her lips. I stop for a few moments so she can catch her breath, then I start up harder and faster than before. She moans so much that I get giddy. We continue for a few more hours until it’s hard to continue. We fall asleep together, naked, in each other's arms.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
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