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I watch as she walks over to me. She whispers in my ear… “I know how you feel about me” I don’t even think twice about what I do next. I pull her in and kiss her gently. She lets out a small moan. We kiss while she strips me of my clothes, I help her with hers. I feel her tongue against mine. She tasted sweet and her kiss felt soft. I then feel that incredibly soft tongue of hers make her way down my body and find my clit. A small moan escapes my lips and I can feel her smiling. I feel her begin to rub faster at my clit and a series of moans leaves my mouth as she does so. Her finger meets my body and I immediately enjoy the feel of her finger inside me. A louder moan leaves my lips, which causes her to give a small moan as well. “I think it might be your turn…” I whisper softly to her “Maybe in a moment, I like to hear you moan” She responds quietly About five minutes later we swap places. I start by kissing her softly, then I move down her body slowly, knowing that it makes her happy when I’m slower. My mouth finds her pussy and I begin to rub at her clit, gradually getting faster and faster. When she begins to writhe beanthe my touch I thrust my fingers inside her and a great moan escapes her lips. I stop for a few moments so she can catch her breath, then I start up harder and faster than before. She moans so much that I get giddy. We continue for a few more hours until it’s hard to continue. We fall asleep together, naked, in each other's arms.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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