Laiba Mug
If you ever meet a laiba in your life, she will give you her signature *you're annoying* look if she doesn't like you and if you are an aliya. However, speaking from personal experience, do not get deterred by that as there is a chance you'll become best friends if you are just as annoying as her. She can sometimes ignore you for no reason and you will never find out why, and there are times when she overuses the chicken emoji but thats okay because she also makes you laugh at her terrible chussain . although she will embarrass you (not me) in public by going drunk even without the presence of alcohol, she always lets you eat her chips :). She enjoys doing scandalous shit (that might even get her in trouble) as long as her friends also do it with her. Also, IMPORTANT ADVICE: do NOT refuse giving laiba a pair of scissors and NEVER take her blue paint without her consent and don't tell her that her slime has the color of shit because all those will result in her *annoying expression* (slightly pinched nose and eye expression that says "wtf is wrong with you") Also, she is a total night owl and 'healthy routine' does not exist in her dictionary. A laiba is usually a mix between an introvert and extrovert. She sometimes takes your sarcasm seriously but is the best friend you can ever have :) because she will let you make fun of her without getting offended and is not as stubborn as an aliya so usually lets an aliya win the argument :) Basically, you cant hate a laiba
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy