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Horny Mug

You will feel horny after reading this… One day I was out on the street and I saw my crush. He was looking so fucking sexy in his shorts and no top. I went up to him and I saw the bulge of his 9” dick in between his legs. He came up to me and said ‘do you wanna go somewhere?’ And i said yes. We went to a bar later that night and he looked at me with those amber eyes and took me into a deserted corridor. All I could look at was his fat dick peeking out of his pants. He saw me looking and began to take my top off. I got the idea and slipped my fingers into his trousers and felt his cock and he sucked my nipples like there was no tomorrow. He took my shorts off and my knickers and rubbed his dick against my wet pussy. I gasped as he locked his mouth to mine and fucked me harder than I had ever been fucked before. I exclaimed ‘FUCK ME FUCK ME ‘ and his dick was wedged in my vagina and I rode his cock like a horny cowgirl. He licked my pussy and I screamed in delight as he sucked it and sucked it. I took his dick and placed it in my mouth and sucked it just like he had done to my wet pussy a few minutes before. He took his fingers and shoved them in my g-spot and i sprayed so much. I had an orgasm and he did too, knowing from the breathy gasps I find so sexy and I was so horny I fucked him again and again until I was dying. He licked my pussy and sucked my nipples and I ran my wet, wet pussy all over him.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.

Joanna W. Apr 19
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I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.

Customer Apr 19
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Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it

First* L. Apr 18

Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!

Michael H. Apr 18
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this mug summs up my entire life

TrollSoul Apr 17

BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY

Pammila G. Apr 17

Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^

Jonny H. Apr 15
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IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

C W. Apr 15

very good for lean 😾😾💪

aura Apr 14

Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc

Nigel P. Apr 14

As usual very quick professional seller.

G. S. Apr 14
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ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT

Mother C. Apr 12

I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool

Maged H. Apr 12

I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue

Kyle H. Apr 12
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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B. Apr 10

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

Ocean Apr 10

I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

So dope.

Donald W. Apr 6
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Its insane

Jimmy B. Apr 5
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