Horny Mug
You will feel horny after reading this… One day I was out on the street and I saw my crush. He was looking so fucking sexy in his shorts and no top. I went up to him and I saw the bulge of his 9” dick in between his legs. He came up to me and said ‘do you wanna go somewhere?’ And i said yes. We went to a bar later that night and he looked at me with those amber eyes and took me into a deserted corridor. All I could look at was his fat dick peeking out of his pants. He saw me looking and began to take my top off. I got the idea and slipped my fingers into his trousers and felt his cock and he sucked my nipples like there was no tomorrow. He took my shorts off and my knickers and rubbed his dick against my wet pussy. I gasped as he locked his mouth to mine and fucked me harder than I had ever been fucked before. I exclaimed ‘FUCK ME FUCK ME ‘ and his dick was wedged in my vagina and I rode his cock like a horny cowgirl. He licked my pussy and I screamed in delight as he sucked it and sucked it. I took his dick and placed it in my mouth and sucked it just like he had done to my wet pussy a few minutes before. He took his fingers and shoved them in my g-spot and i sprayed so much. I had an orgasm and he did too, knowing from the breathy gasps I find so sexy and I was so horny I fucked him again and again until I was dying. He licked my pussy and sucked my nipples and I ran my wet, wet pussy all over him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.