Horny
You will feel horny after reading this… One day I was out on the street and I saw my crush. He was looking so fucking sexy in his shorts and no top. I went up to him and I saw the bulge of his 9” dick in between his legs. He came up to me and said ‘do you wanna go somewhere?’ And i said yes. We went to a bar later that night and he looked at me with those amber eyes and took me into a deserted corridor. All I could look at was his fat dick peeking out of his pants. He saw me looking and began to take my top off. I got the idea and slipped my fingers into his trousers and felt his cock and he sucked my nipples like there was no tomorrow. He took my shorts off and my knickers and rubbed his dick against my wet pussy. I gasped as he locked his mouth to mine and fucked me harder than I had ever been fucked before. I exclaimed ‘FUCK ME FUCK ME ‘ and his dick was wedged in my vagina and I rode his cock like a horny cowgirl. He licked my pussy and I screamed in delight as he sucked it and sucked it. I took his dick and placed it in my mouth and sucked it just like he had done to my wet pussy a few minutes before. He took his fingers and shoved them in my g-spot and i sprayed so much. I had an orgasm and he did too, knowing from the breathy gasps I find so sexy and I was so horny I fucked him again and again until I was dying. He licked my pussy and sucked my nipples and I ran my wet, wet pussy all over him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
i love it i love this mug my boyfriend got this for me as a gift i love it very much i highly recommend this for you or a loved one it is very good i am planning to get my mans one on his birthday i hope he will love it thanks guys for listening
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
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