Horny Mug
You will feel horny after reading this… One day I was out on the street and I saw my crush. He was looking so fucking sexy in his shorts and no top. I went up to him and I saw the bulge of his 9” dick in between his legs. He came up to me and said ‘do you wanna go somewhere?’ And i said yes. We went to a bar later that night and he looked at me with those amber eyes and took me into a deserted corridor. All I could look at was his fat dick peeking out of his pants. He saw me looking and began to take my top off. I got the idea and slipped my fingers into his trousers and felt his cock and he sucked my nipples like there was no tomorrow. He took my shorts off and my knickers and rubbed his dick against my wet pussy. I gasped as he locked his mouth to mine and fucked me harder than I had ever been fucked before. I exclaimed ‘FUCK ME FUCK ME ‘ and his dick was wedged in my vagina and I rode his cock like a horny cowgirl. He licked my pussy and I screamed in delight as he sucked it and sucked it. I took his dick and placed it in my mouth and sucked it just like he had done to my wet pussy a few minutes before. He took his fingers and shoved them in my g-spot and i sprayed so much. I had an orgasm and he did too, knowing from the breathy gasps I find so sexy and I was so horny I fucked him again and again until I was dying. He licked my pussy and sucked my nipples and I ran my wet, wet pussy all over him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
IT WAS AMAZING!!! BEST MUG EVERRRRR ITS A MUST BUYYYY!!! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane