Horny
When you feel a strong desire to have sex Dylan sat beside me in chemistry class and kept on looking me up and down. He slid me a note which said “meet me at lunch ;)”. He looked at me with a smirk, and when the bell went he lead me into the boys bathrooms. We slid into the back cubicle and locked the door. He licked his lips and went straight for mine. We passionately made out for five minutes and his tounge swivlled inside kine. He unbuttoned my dress and i ripped of his shirt. He groped my breasts and i quickly unbuckled his pants. His dick was erect and throbbing. He teased me by slapping his penis on the tender skin around my vagina. Then he slowly slid it in and i resisted the urge to moan. We picked up the pace and i was bent over the toilet as he pounded my ass. It was so addicting and i wanted more. I got on the floor and spread my legs wide and he thrust his dick inside me. It felt so good and i squirted all over his naked body. He licked it up and ate out my pussy as i let out a loud moan. He cummed all over my bare chest and it tasted so good. We cleaned up and headed to our next class as if nothing ever happened. ;)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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