Horny
When you feel a strong desire to have sex Dylan sat beside me in chemistry class and kept on looking me up and down. He slid me a note which said “meet me at lunch ;)”. He looked at me with a smirk, and when the bell went he lead me into the boys bathrooms. We slid into the back cubicle and locked the door. He licked his lips and went straight for mine. We passionately made out for five minutes and his tounge swivlled inside kine. He unbuttoned my dress and i ripped of his shirt. He groped my breasts and i quickly unbuckled his pants. His dick was erect and throbbing. He teased me by slapping his penis on the tender skin around my vagina. Then he slowly slid it in and i resisted the urge to moan. We picked up the pace and i was bent over the toilet as he pounded my ass. It was so addicting and i wanted more. I got on the floor and spread my legs wide and he thrust his dick inside me. It felt so good and i squirted all over his naked body. He licked it up and ate out my pussy as i let out a loud moan. He cummed all over my bare chest and it tasted so good. We cleaned up and headed to our next class as if nothing ever happened. ;)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged

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