nowreen Mug
I don't think ever 1/1000000th of it can be expressed by English language, it'll need the gods to speak but well let's see. Nowreen is the name given to the person whos not only the sweetest and the cutest but to those at which even the Angel of death will feel remorse. Shes very enthusiastic, charming, caring but She'll hit you in the head for no reason. She'll also mock you, annoy the shit out of you but thats her way of showing her love. When in need, She'll be selfless and very supportive. Shes probably the descendant of the Goddess of Love to fall in love with her is to fall into an endless pit of love. To be in her presence, or if she loves you, or even knows your name, you'll smile endlessly because thats how it is. Shes sexy too, someone such as Leonardo Di caprio might just smash. Being with her is like being in heaven. Listening to her singing is listening to the sound of the river flow in heaven. Her face,the floor of heaven; Her eyes, the skies; her hair, the trees; and most importantly, losing her would mean eating the fruit from the forbidden tree and those who did, God bless y'all
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!