Anaysh Mug
Anaysh is an uncommon and distinctive name belonging to a man. If you meet someone in possession of this name, you must beware. With utmost certainty, his definite purpose in life is to make everyone around him as miserable as he is. His insecurities are numerous, and the adroit manner in which he projects them make it an intellectual task to decipher his parasitic motivations. Other than his invidious and fallacious lies, he has little to no ability in solving the easiest of problems or performing the simplest of tasks. He will tell you he wants to be successful, but his grandiose perception of his own intelligence and achievements is one of his many self-restricting flaws. He wants an office on the 62nd floor, but his standards of achievement are in the basement. When around him, you will begin to observe that his actions reflect his immature and non-porous mind; his mental age can be calculated with this mathematical formula: (Actual Age/2.25 = Mental Age). Sometimes, you will be provoked to correct him — not out of derision, but out of love for your friend — but he understands all friendly analyses and guidance as an attempt to belittle him. Do not be fooled, he cannot be helped. He was born this way. He is a pyschopath and a narcissist. Know him for a few minutes, and he might be charming and humorous; know him for a few years, and he is the worst person you have ever met. Beware.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother