America Mug
A country situated in the Southern part of North America (that's not South America by the way) that is full of citizens who are convinced that America is the only free country in the world and if you said something bad about the government anywhere else, you would be arrested, tortured, and eventually killed. In reality, there are countries with more freedom than America. Most Americans have not left the USA, therefore, are not certain that other countries exist. Also, the majority of Americans are heavily geographically challenged and are convinced that: A. The USA is a continent. B. England is about the size of a paper clip with a population of about 12 who are stuck in the 6th century. C. Haiti, Cuba, and other Carribean Islands are in Asia. D. Canada isn't a real country. E. America is the most technologically advanced nation in the world. F. God should bless America...and no place else. G. All immmigrants are illegal. H. England would be speaking German if America didn't step into WWII. I. Russians are still communist (sometimes contradicted with the question, "whats a communist?"). J. Everybody who is not American hates their country, loves America, and would die to live there. K. The English language originated in America, and the English themselves speak a totally different language. L. There is a language called "American". M. America is the only country with electricty. N. If you are not religious, you should be treated like crap. O. America rules the world. P. The American president is the world president and the most powerful man in the world. Q. England is not free, it is ruled strictly by a queen who will have you beheaded for saying "I hate the queen!" R. You should be able to die in combat before being able to drink alcohol. S. Gasoline is the most environmental-friendly thing on Earth (more so than trees). T. Walking, rather than driving, to a store that is 1/6 of a mile away from you is considered "suspicious activity". U. Allowing everybody to freely have a gun is a good thing. V. The local grocery store must sell guns and ammo (just in case the Commie Russians turn up). W. America is the only country allowed to posses nuclear weapons (if you want to borrow one, just ask). X. Canada consists of a bunch of eskimos who live with wolves and elk. Y. America is the largest country in the world. Z. The English take a break everyday at about 4 PM for "tea-time" which consists of sipping tea in a tiny cup and saucer.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”