FIFO Mug
F**!**g Idiot FROM Ohio (Driver) Gives an unfriendly gesture used almost exclusively by FIFO drivers. When another driver does something polite, an FIFO driver will give a small wave with his/her middle finger as their sign of thanks. This usually gets strange looks from drivers from other states, but to Ohioans, it's instinct. FIFO drivers are the worst in the world. The will speed up as to NOT let you merge, they will even wreck their own car to stop you from merging. If you try to merge in front, you get the "Ohio wave". If you fail to merge in front or if they overtake you on the right lane, expect a "brake check" where the FIFO will jam their brakes, even stopping traffic on the Freeway. FIFO drivers will race, pushing their cars to the limit to get to a red light so that you won't get up front. Then barely accurate several seconds after the light turns green. Simply honk your horn to get the "Ohio wave". If the light you are approaching is green, the FIFO will slow excessively, anticipating it to turn red. FIFO break the speed limit going uphill, but will wear out their breaks to go extra slow down hill. FIFO drivers have been known to kill families by NOT letting others pass on a 2 lane road by accelerating, even if they have had you stuck going 15 mph under the speed limit for the last 5 miles.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother