FIFO Mug
F**!**g Idiot FROM Ohio (Driver) Gives an unfriendly gesture used almost exclusively by FIFO drivers. When another driver does something polite, an FIFO driver will give a small wave with his/her middle finger as their sign of thanks. This usually gets strange looks from drivers from other states, but to Ohioans, it's instinct. FIFO drivers are the worst in the world. The will speed up as to NOT let you merge, they will even wreck their own car to stop you from merging. If you try to merge in front, you get the "Ohio wave". If you fail to merge in front or if they overtake you on the right lane, expect a "brake check" where the FIFO will jam their brakes, even stopping traffic on the Freeway. FIFO drivers will race, pushing their cars to the limit to get to a red light so that you won't get up front. Then barely accurate several seconds after the light turns green. Simply honk your horn to get the "Ohio wave". If the light you are approaching is green, the FIFO will slow excessively, anticipating it to turn red. FIFO break the speed limit going uphill, but will wear out their breaks to go extra slow down hill. FIFO drivers have been known to kill families by NOT letting others pass on a 2 lane road by accelerating, even if they have had you stuck going 15 mph under the speed limit for the last 5 miles.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
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