Sex Story
One horny day, me and my pal Chet were creeping around the girls locker room after school hours. The volleyball team had just finished an astonishing run of wins, in their tight, skinny, shorts, almost hugging their plump rears. As we were walking, Chet couldn’t stay quiet, and let out a peep. Unsurprisingly, many volleyball players noticed us but one in particular, Sophie. The team captain with the most voluptuous, round rear, and precisely proportionate, perfectly shaped tits. “Chet? What the hell!” Suddenly the whole team came behind her, she was caught up with the legs of someone and fell onto my lap. “Woah! I felt that!” I’m astonished, the horniest cumslut in the whole school had just felt my hard cock. “Hey guys, well be back.” Sophie said. She dragged me back through the training room into the storage and without hesitation asked for my size. “The largest cock in the land, amassing a total of 700g, 17” height.” Said I. Immediately, she ripped off my shorts and slid her lips across my tip, quickly to the ball sack. She deepthroated until my cock was not visible even to the eye, but lodged inside her slimy, saliva filled throat. “Oh God, I’m gonna....” My pole had erupted into a fountain of gooey cum to surface the area of her face to the edges. “Mmmmmh, now slide it in big daddy, I want to see how dirty you can get,” I had no knowledge of my power but I had grown to a near 20 inches now, and my cock throbbing to penetrate.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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