Peppaism Mug
Peppaism is a religion in which a pig named Peppa is worshiped. A ritual of Peppa includes gathering around concrete and drawing Peppa with a circle around her in red color and then then saying, "all hail Peppa!" in unison. The reason why a circle is drawn around Peppa is because this is the circle of holiness. No mere mortal is allowed to step foot in the Circle of Peppa because it is a sign of disrespect and sin. The people who believe in Peppaism are called Piggies. The leader is called Daddy Pig if he is a boy and Mommy Pig if she is a girl. The council ruled by Daddy Pig or Mommy Pig is called the Council of Georges. Categories in the Council of Georges include Council of Worship, Council of Sacrifice, and Council of Security. The council and the leader are closely tied to Peppa and the leader can communicate with Peppa herself. The commoners are just called Peppas because they have no title. The religious symbol for this religion is called the Four Circles. This shape looks like a circle which represents a head with two smaller circles on the top of the circle to represent ears along with a single oval in the middle to signify the nose. People who believe in Peppaism will have the Mark of Peppa. Which is a single line of any color down the forearm. Council members will have the Four Circles symbol drawn on their wrist to show their authority. The leader of the Peppas will have Peppa drawn on his/her wrist.
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Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy