Mandy Mug
Mandy...or otherwise known as amanda, but if you call her that she will kick you. She is completely truth worthy and the best friend any one could ever have no matter what! She will listen to you and give you all the advice that she can. She will understand you when you fail to understand your self, and she will tell you what you need to hear even if you don't want to, but it is all because she cares so much for you. She will bake cookies with you for hours at a time and occasionally will find you annoying but you and her both know that you can't live without each other despite the fights that ensue. She knows everything there is to know about you and tells you her secrets because she trusts you and because she loves you that much (or you hope she does). You will know her for a long time and the entire time you will remain friends (give or take a few days of fights) and years after you steal her beads you tell her the truth and you both laugh hilariously about it and then she tells you about the time that she tried to steal $20 from you but it fell under the dresser. Then resulting we both look for it and cannot find it... :D Mandy will always stand by your side and BTWS she loves fires. She is gorgeous and doesn't know it yet and she has the best smile ever. Additionally she is sarcastic but that is what makes her her.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy