Ian Differ Mug
Ian Differ is a character from Dr Greginald Von Wiltonhausen's extraordinary novel "Wrath of Kàà." Roughly translated from his tribe name "Kàà Hu Rààh", Ian differ serves as a noble warrior for the Ùnukbae tribe. Ian is a powerful, ape like man who is outcasted from the tribe due to his rage fueled outbursts. From his time wandering the land of Jāru, Ian learns to harness his abilities, and so, returns to the tribe regaining their trust. Ian soon becomes the tribe leader due to his bravery in the legendary battle of Shű Ki Rà, in which his rage gave him the power to defeat the entire Kimirá tribe. Unfortunately, Ian becomes obsessed with his own abilities and is banished from the tribe. Tourn by his incompetence, Ian becomes a cave dweller and seeks refuge in the Swamps of Goró. The rage within Ian's mind eventually takes over, and transforms him into murderous beast. Disguising himself as a tribesman, Ian goes on a gruesome kill spree. As the novel progresses, Ian become more wretched with power. His hair begins to fall out and his vision begins to blur, weakening his abilities. He is then later defeated by the God of Archery, Dâârkfrúit, in a vicious duel on top of Mount Féóķ. Ian's rage infused soul is lifted from his body and drifts into the stars, so beginning its search for a suitable host, to poison with power. If someone is referred to as an Ian Differ, they have allowed a feeling of power to overtake them, changing their attitudes and mindset drastically.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother