nathanel Mug
Nathanel is someone you never want to leave your side. Hes sweet and kind like a gentle giant but he will go to the end of the earth to protect you. He wants nothing more than to see the people he loves happy. His voice is strong but so charming and heartfelt it makes your heart melt and your knees weak, hes so attractive it doesnt seem like it should be allowed. Like an angel on earth. Skin so supple and soft you never want the feeling to leave. He doesnt feel this way about himself though, he just cant see how perfect he actually is and theres no way you can prove it to him. As a lover, he will never leave. He finds his person and stays with them for the rest of eternity. he doesnt believe in "messing around", hes not that kind of human. if you find a nathanel, treat them well, take care of him because hes been through a lot. If you take care of him, he will protect you like you are the love of his life because to him you are and you always will be. he will see you as nothing less than perfection when in reality that's him. theres this thing about his goofy personality that makes you cling to him, any day that youre away you miss him, people are magnetized to him and it never goes away. you always remain friends no matter what you go through. he's just that kind of perfect. he will always put you before anything else. he pretends to be okay to prevent being a burden on others. yeah that's dangerous and puts him in danger to be used a lot but thats what makes him, him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!