Phalanx
phalanx is a beautiful girl who always makes people happy. she is naturally sexy and is super cute. her personality is amazing and so is her smile. a sunshine that is always going to brighten you day. there is something truly special about this girl, and that is in the way she soldiers on. she's been through a lot of shit but still manages to make it by, with the sole intent of making the people around her happy. she has a 100% success rate in that department, as well as a 100% success rate of making you laugh. this beautiful, adorable and kind girl is also hilarious and can make you laugh as she pleases. her intelligence spans from history, witchcraft, computer stuffs, science and anime. this moe weeb is loud and proud about her anime, at least when it's on topic. she is very respectful and will always wait her turn, and make sure everybody gets to say what they want to say before moving on. this girl will make you feel right at home within the first couple minutes of talking to her. she may be shy and doubt herself at times, but once she's out of her shell she is an outgoing, fun, caring and nice person. she's got it all, from her stunning appearance to her warm and fun personality, she's what they call perfect. beautiful, kind, and smart, she is a keeper.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers

Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
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