Princess Wifey Mug
1. She is the head boss of her household. The C.E.O. of her family house and life. 2. She is the only female who resides in home. And her boys bow down to her they know mom rules the roost. 3.She is treated with the utmost respect like royalty. they all bow down to her in fear of the monster she becomes when things dont go her way. 4. She is kind, caring and empathetic. Always forgiving. 5. She is a strong woman who doesnt take anybodys shit. 6. She can be a handful though. 7. She is smart and sexy.beauty shines from inside out. Woman are usually jealous of her and most men want to be with her. 8.your lucky if you have a princess wifey in your life cherish her, give her all the attention she craves.whatever you dont try to pull one over on her or betray her. 9. She tends to over exaggerate emotions. She s takes empathy to a new level. She genuinely cares about others. 10. She is young at heart. Gets bored easily. Loves adventure. Is spontaneous. Unpredictable & Mysterious. Hard to "get her" but completely irresistible. You wont be able to get enough. You will get addicted to her. 11.Fake is one thing she is not. What you see is what you get. Some love her and others hate her. 12.She is loyal. She is one you would want to go to war beside not against. 13. Remember this... When angered... She will chew you up, gargle, spit you out and then curb stomp you. (Not literally she couldnt hurt a fly)
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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