Samantha Mug
There are actually two types of Samantha's; the sweet compassionate one & the fake Sam. Knowing the difference will save you the disappointment of investing in a fake relationship/friendship. At first fake Samantha comes out just as sweet as the real one. She has learnt that people can be manipulated by pretending to be nice & compassionate. She is lazy, a couch potato, who always shirks her work, is unwilling to expend any effort towards her career & is full of excuses. She is secretly a Miss know it all, who sees herself as better than most. When working on projects, all you do is follow up on her & she always never delivers. She will complain about anything just to stop working. I'm hungry/don't feel well etc. Complaining & whining is what she does best. Coupon clipping is how she gets by. These excuses make her a serial lair & promise maker. Repeatedly never keeps appointments, shows up very late, and expects to be forgiven. If you make the mistake & do the same she will spend days, ventilating to whoever will listen. Her pride & self-righteousness makes her turn on people who have always had her back. After a while, they too reach a point where they realise that the relationship was one sided & fake Sam was the only beneficiary. When it comes to men she is an indiscriminate minx, throwing herself at & chasing after every men she feels entitled to. Being lose & easy leads her into co-dependent relationships. If a guy rebuffs her, she will turn into a stalker.
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!